Recently, I’ve been considering a new approach to our raccoon problem. After scouring the internet, spreading a gallon of Cajun seasoning around every fence, moving the hummingbird feeders, and attempting to ensure all cat food is put away nightly, I’ve determined that I need to completely rethink how I attack this problem.

I need to somehow get a negative review on the website raccoons use to rate neighborhood homes for their raiding suitability. I need a one-star Yelp review for my yard.

Winter Prosapio is a writer, a wife, and a working mom of two girls, two cats, and one ridiculously enthusiastic terrier mix.

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